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<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252"><title>The Code of the Geeks v3.1 Generator</title><script src="The%20Code%20of%20the%20Geeks%20v3_files/prompt.js"></script></head>
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<h1>The Generator for The Code of the Geeks v3.1</h1>
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<i>Last updated: July 12, 1995</i><p>
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</p><hr size="5">
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<hr width="80%" size="3">
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<center><h2>Instructions</h2></center>
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<hr width="80%" size="3">
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<hr size="5">
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The geek code consists of several categories. Each category is labeled
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with a letter and some qualifiers. Go through each category and determine
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which set of qualifiers best describes you in that category. By selecting
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the right qualifiers and submitting this form, you are able to construct
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your overall geek code. It is this single line of code that will inform
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other geeks the world over of what a great geek you actually are.
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<p>
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Some of the qualifiers will very probably not match with you exactly. It
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is impossible to cover all possibilities in each category. Simply choose
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that qualifier that <b>most closely</b> matches you. Also, some activities
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described in a specific qualifier you may not engage in, while you do
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engage in others. Each description of each qualifier describes the wide
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range of activities that apply, so as long as you match with one, you can
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probably use that qualifier.
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</p><p>
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</p><hr size="5">
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<hr width="80%" size="3">
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<center><h2>Variables</h2></center>
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<hr width="80%" size="3">
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<hr size="5">
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<p>
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Geeks can seldom be strictly quantified. To facilitate the fact that
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within any one category the geek may not be able determine a specific
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rating, variables have been designed to allow this range to be included.
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</p><p>
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</p><hr>
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<p>
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In each category, there will be four buttons right after the category
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description. Each is described here.
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</p><dl>
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<dt>@
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</dt><dd> for this variable, said trait is not very rigid, may change
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with time or with individual interaction. For example,
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Geeks who happen to very much enjoy Star Trek: The Next
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Generation, but dislike the old 60's series might list
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themselves as t++@.
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</dd><dt>$
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</dt><dd> Indicates that this particular category is done for a
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living. For example, UL+++$ indicates that the person
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utilizes Unix and gets paid for it. Quite a lucky geek,
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for sure.
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</dd><dt>?
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</dt><dd> Unless stated otherwise within the specific category, the ?
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is placed after the category identifier and indicates that the
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geek has no knowledge about that specific category. For
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example, a person that has never even heard of Babylon 5,
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would list their Babylon 5 category as 5?
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</dd><dt>!
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</dt><dd> Placed BEFORE the category. Unless stated otherwise,
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indicates that the person refuses to participate in this
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category. This is unlike the ? variable as the ? indicates
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lack of knowledge, while the ! indicates stubborn refusal to
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participate. For example, !E would be a person that just
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plain refuses to have anything to do with Emacs, while E?
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would be a person that doesn't even know what Emacs is.
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</dd></dl>
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<p>
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</p><hr>
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<p>
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For each qualifier in a category, there are three buttons. The first
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button is manditory for the category. This is your baseline rating in
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the category. The second two buttons are optional and may be used to
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modify the baseline rating. Those modifiers are described below
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</p><dl>
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<dt>()
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</dt><dd> for indicating "cross-overs" or ranges. Geeks who go from
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C+ to C--- depending on the situation (i.e. mostly "c+") could
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use C+(---). @ is different from () in that () has finite
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limits within the category, while @ ranges all over.
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</dd><dt>>
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</dt><dd> for 'wannabe' ratings. Indicating that while the geek is
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currently at one rating, they are striving to reach another.
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For example, C->$ indicating a geek that is currently
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computer savvy, but wants to someday make money at it.
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</dd></dl>
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<form action="geek2.cgi" method="POST">
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<p>
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</p><hr size="5">
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<hr width="80%" size="3">
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<center><h2>Types of Geeks</h2></center>
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<hr size="5">
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<p>
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Geeks come in many flavors. The flavors relate to the vocation (or, if a
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student, what they are training in) of the particular geek. To start a
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code, a geek must declare himself or herself to be a geek. To do this,
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simply choose the button which denotes your occupation or field of study.
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Multi-talented geeks with more than one vocational training should click
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on all applicable areas (For those with many areas, the GAT check box
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might be for you).
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</p><p>
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</p><dl>
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<dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GB"><b>GB</b> --- Geek of Business
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GC"><b>GC</b> --- Geek of Classics
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GCA"><b>GCA</b> -- Geek of Commercial Arts
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GCM"><b>GCM</b> -- Geek of Computer
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Management
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GCS"><b>GCS</b> -- Geek of Computer
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Science
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GCC"><b>GCC</b> -- Geek of Communications
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GE"><b>GE</b> --- Geek of Engineering
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GED"><b>GED</b> -- Geek of Education
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GFA"><b>GFA</b> -- Geek of Fine Arts
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GG"><b>GG</b> --- Geek of Government
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GH"><b>GH</b> --- Geek of Humanities
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GIT"><b>GIT</b> -- Geek of Information
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Technology
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GJ"><b>GJ</b> --- Geek of
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Jurisprudence (Law)
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GLS"><b>GLS</b> -- Geek of Library Science
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GL"><b>GL</b> --- Geek of Literature
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GMC"><b>GMC</b> -- Geek of Mass
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Communications
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GM"><b>GM</b> --- Geek of Math
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GMD"><b>GMD</b> -- Geek of Medicine
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GMU"><b>GMU</b> -- Geek of Music
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GPA"><b>GPA</b> -- Geek of Performing Arts
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GP"><b>GP</b> --- Geek of Philosophy
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GS"><b>GS</b> --- Geek of Science
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(Physics, Chemistry, Biology, etc.)
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GSS"><b>GSS</b> -- Geek of Social
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Science (Psychology, Sociology, etc.)
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GTW"><b>GTW</b> -- Geek of Technical
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Writing <p>
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</p></dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GO"><b>GO</b> --- Geek of Other. Some
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types of geeks deviate from the
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normal geek activities. This is encouraged as true geeks
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come from all walks of life.
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</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GU"><b>GU</b> --- Geek of
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'Undecided'. This is a popular vocation with
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incoming freshmen.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1Gba"><b>G!</b> --- Geek of no
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qualifications. A rather miserable existence, you would think.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="1GAT"><b>GAT</b> -- Geek of All Trades.
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For those geeks that can do
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anything and everything. GAT usually precludes the use
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of other vocational descriptors.
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</dd></dl>
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<p>
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</p><hr size="5">
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<hr width="80%" size="3">
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<center><h2>Appearance</h2></center>
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<hr width="80%" size="3">
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<hr size="5">
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<p>
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</p><hr>
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<p>
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</p><h3>Dress</h3>
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It is said that "clothes make the man". Well, I understood that I was made
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by a mommy and a daddy (and there's even a category to describe the process
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below!). Maybe the people who made up that saying aren't being quite that
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literal...
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<p>
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</p><dl>
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<dt>
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<input type="checkbox" name="2at"> For this variable I vary
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wildly.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="2mo" checked="checked"> I get paid for my involvement in
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fashion.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="2Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
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involvement in fashion.
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</dt><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="2" value="d++">
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(<input type="radio" name="2C" value="++">)
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<input type="radio" name="2W" value="++">>
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<b>d++</b>
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</dt><dd> I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse,
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a tie.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="2" value="d+">
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(<input type="radio" name="2C" value="+">)
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<input type="radio" name="2W" value="+">>
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<b>d+</b>
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</dt><dd> Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans,
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tennis shoes, or t-shirts.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="2" value="d" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="2C" value="">)
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<input type="radio" name="2W" value="">>
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<b>d</b>
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</dt><dd> I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland,
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boring, without life or meaning.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="2" value="d-">
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(<input type="radio" name="2C" value="-">)
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<input type="radio" name="2W" value="-">>
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<b>d-</b>
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</dt><dd> I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="2" value="d--">
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(<input type="radio" name="2C" value="--">)
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<input type="radio" name="2W" value="--">>
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<b>d--</b>
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</dt><dd> My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political
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message on them.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="2" value="d---">
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(<input type="radio" name="2C" value="---">)
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<input type="radio" name="2W" value="---">>
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<b>d---</b>
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</dt><dd> Punk dresser, including, but not limited to, torn jeans
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and shirts, body piercings, and prominent tattoos.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="2C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="2W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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<p>
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</p></dt><dt>
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<input type="checkbox" name="2x">
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<b>dx</b>
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</dt><dd>Cross Dresser
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="checkbox" name="2qu">
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<b>d?</b>
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</dt><dd> I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone
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what I wore yesterday.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="checkbox" name="2ba">
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<b>!d</b>
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</dt><dd> No clothing. Quite a fashion statement, don't you think?
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="checkbox" name="2pu">
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<b>dpu</b>
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</dt><dd> I wear the same clothes all the time, no matter the
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occasion, forgetting to do laundry between wearings.
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</dd></dl>
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<p>
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</p><hr>
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<p>
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</p><h3>Shape</h3>
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Geeks come in many shapes and sizes. Shape code is divided into two parts.
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The first indicates height, while the second indicates roundness.
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<p>
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</p><h3>Height</h3>
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<dl>
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<dt>
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<input type="radio" name="3" value="s+++" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="3C" value="+++">)
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<input type="radio" name="3W" value="+++"> >
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<b>s+++</b>
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</dt><dd> I usually have to duck through doors.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="3" value="s++">
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(<input type="radio" name="3C" value="++">)
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<input type="radio" name="3W" value="++"> >
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<b>s++</b>
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</dt><dd> I'm a basketball candidate.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="3" value="s+">
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(<input type="radio" name="3C" value="+">)
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<input type="radio" name="3W" value="+"> >
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<b>s+</b>
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</dt><dd> I'm a little taller than most.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="3" value="s">
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(<input type="radio" name="3C" value="">)
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<input type="radio" name="3W" value=""> >
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<b>s</b>
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</dt><dd> I'm a geek of average height.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="3" value="s-">
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(<input type="radio" name="3C" value="-">)
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<input type="radio" name="3W" value="-"> >
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<b>s-</b>
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</dt><dd> I look up to most people.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="3" value="s--">
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(<input type="radio" name="3C" value="--">)
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<input type="radio" name="3W" value="--"> >
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<b>s--</b>
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</dt><dd> I look up to damn near everybody.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="3" value="d---">
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(<input type="radio" name="3C" value="---">)
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<input type="radio" name="3W" value="---"> >
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<b>s---</b>
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</dt><dd> I take a phone book with me when I go out so I can
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see to eat dinner.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="3C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="3W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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</dt></dl>
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<h3>Roundness</h3>
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<dl>
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<dt>
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<input type="radio" name="4" value="+++">
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(<input type="radio" name="4C" value="+++">)
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<input type="radio" name="4W" value="+++"> >
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<b>s+++</b>
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</dt><dd> I take up three movie seats.
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<input type="radio" name="4" value="++">
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(<input type="radio" name="4C" value="++">)
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<input type="radio" name="4W" value="++"> >
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<b>s++</b>
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</dt><dd> I'm a linebacker candidate.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="4" value="+">
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(<input type="radio" name="4C" value="+">)
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<input type="radio" name="4W" value="+"> >
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<b>s+</b>
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</dt><dd> I'm a little rounder than most.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="4" value="">
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(<input type="radio" name="4C" value="">)
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<input type="radio" name="4W" value=""> >
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<b>s</b>
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</dt><dd> I'm a geek of average roundness.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="4" value="-">
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(<input type="radio" name="4C" value="-">)
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<input type="radio" name="4W" value="-"> >
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<b>s-</b>
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</dt><dd> Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="4" value="--" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="4C" value="--">)
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<input type="radio" name="4W" value="--"> >
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<b>s--</b>
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</dt><dd> I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="4" value="---">
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(<input type="radio" name="4C" value="---">)
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<input type="radio" name="4W" value="---"> >
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<b>s---</b>
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</dt><dd> My bones are poking through my skin.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="4C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="4W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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</dt></dl>
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<p>
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</p><hr>
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<h3>Age</h3>
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<p>
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The only way to become a true geek is through practice and experience. To
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this end, your age becomes an important part of your geekiness. Use the
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qualifiers below to show your age (in Terran years). Also, please use
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BASE 10 numbers.
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</p><p>
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</p><dl>
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<dt><input type="radio" name="5" value="a+++"><b>a+++</b>
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</dt><dd> 60 and up
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</dd><dt><input type="radio" name="5" value="a++"><b>a++</b>
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</dt><dd> 50-59
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</dd><dt><input type="radio" name="5" value="a+"><b>a+</b>
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</dt><dd> 40-49
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</dd><dt><input type="radio" name="5" value="a"><b>a</b>
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</dt><dd> 30-39
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</dd><dt><input type="radio" name="5" value="a-"><b>a-</b>
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</dt><dd> 25-29
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</dd><dt><input type="radio" name="5" value="a--" checked="checked"><b>a--</b>
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</dt><dd> 20-24
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</dd><dt><input type="radio" name="5" value="a---"><b>a---</b>
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</dt><dd> 15-19
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</dd><dt><input type="radio" name="5" value="a----"><b>a----</b>
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</dt><dd> 10-14
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</dd><dt><input type="radio" name="5" value="a-----"><b>a-----</b>
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</dt><dd> 9 and under (Geek is training?)
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||
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<p>
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||
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="5" value="a?"><b>a?</b>
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</dt><dd>immortal
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</dd><dt><input type="radio" name="5" value="!a"><b>!a</b>
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</dt><dd>it's none of your business how old I am
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</dd></dl>
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<hr size="5">
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<hr width="80%" size="3">
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<center><h2>Computers</h2></center>
|
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<hr width="80%" size="3">
|
||
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<hr size="5">
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||
|
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<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><hr>
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||
|
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<h3>Computers</h3>
|
||
|
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Most geeks identify themselves by their use of computers and computer
|
||
|
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networks. In order to quantify your geekiness level on computers, consult
|
||
|
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the following (consider the term 'computers' synonymous with 'computer
|
||
|
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network'). This category represents "general" computer aptitude.
|
||
|
|
Categories below will get into specifics.
|
||
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<p>
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||
|
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</p><dl>
|
||
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="6at"> For this variable I vary widely.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="6mo"> I get paid to use computers.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="6Wmo"> I'd like to get paid to use
|
||
|
|
computers.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="6qu"> I don't know what a computer is.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="6ba"> I refuse to use computers.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="6" value="C++++">
|
||
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|
(<input type="radio" name="6C" value="++++">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="6W" value="++++"> >
|
||
|
|
C++++
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface
|
||
|
|
installed into my skull.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="6" value="C+++">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="6C" value="+++">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="6W" value="+++"> >
|
||
|
|
C+++
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin'
|
||
|
|
me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="6" value="C++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="6C" value="++">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="6W" value="++"> >
|
||
|
|
C++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up
|
||
|
|
in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I
|
||
|
|
play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay
|
||
|
|
off of academic probation.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="6" value="C+">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="6C" value="+">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="6W" value="+"> >
|
||
|
|
C+
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Computers are fun and I enjoy using them. I play a mean
|
||
|
|
game of DOOM! and can use a word processor without resorting
|
||
|
|
to the manual too often. I know that a 3.5" disk is not a
|
||
|
|
hard disk. I also know that when it says 'press any key to
|
||
|
|
continue', I don't have to look for a key labeled 'ANY'.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="6" value="C" checked="checked">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="6C" value="">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="6W" value=""> >
|
||
|
|
C
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Computers are a tool, nothing more. I use it when it serves
|
||
|
|
my purpose.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="6" value="C-">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="6C" value="-">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="6W" value="-"> >
|
||
|
|
C-
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Anything more complicated than my calculator and I'm screwed.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="6" value="C--">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="6C" value="--">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="6W" value="--"> >
|
||
|
|
C--
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Where's the on switch?
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="6" value="C---">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="6C" value="---">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="6W" value="---"> >
|
||
|
|
C---
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> If you even mention computers, I will rip your head off!
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="6C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="6W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
|
||
|
|
</dt></dl>
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><hr>
|
||
|
|
<h3>UNIX</h3>
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
It seems that a Unix-based operating system is the OS of choice among most
|
||
|
|
geeks. In addition to telling us about your unix abilities, you can also
|
||
|
|
show which specific unix OS you are using. To accomplish this, you include
|
||
|
|
a letter showing the brand with your rating. For example: UL++++ would
|
||
|
|
indicate a sysadmin running Linux.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><dl>
|
||
|
|
<dt><input type="checkbox" name="7at"> For this variable I vary widely.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="7mo"> I get paid to use UNIX.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="7Wmo"> I'd like to get paid to use UNIX.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="7qu"> I don't know what UNIX is.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="7ba"> I refuse to use UNIX.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd><input type="checkbox" name="7B"><b>B</b> - BSD (use this unless your BSDish system is mentioned below)
|
||
|
|
</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="7L"><b>L</b> - Linux
|
||
|
|
</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="7U"><b>U</b> - Ultrix
|
||
|
|
</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="7A"><b>A</b> - AIX
|
||
|
|
</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="7V"><b>V</b> - SysV
|
||
|
|
</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="7H"><b>H</b> - HPUX
|
||
|
|
</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="7I"><b>I</b> - IRIX
|
||
|
|
</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="7O"><b>O</b> - OSF/1 (aka Digital Unix)
|
||
|
|
</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="7S"><b>S</b> - Sun OS/Solaris
|
||
|
|
</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="7C"><b>C</b> - SCO Unix
|
||
|
|
</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="7X"><b>X</b> - NeXT
|
||
|
|
</dd><dd><input type="checkbox" name="7splat"><b>*</b> - Some other one not listed
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p></dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="hidden" name="7" value="U">
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7T" value="++++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="7C" value="++++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7W" value="++++"> >
|
||
|
|
U++++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be
|
||
|
|
surprised if the municipal works department gets an
|
||
|
|
"accidental" computer-generated order to put start a new
|
||
|
|
landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7T" value="+++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="7C" value="+++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7W" value="+++"> >
|
||
|
|
U+++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I don't need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified
|
||
|
|
su so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin staff doesn't
|
||
|
|
even know I'm here. If you don't understand what I just
|
||
|
|
said, this category does NOT apply to you!
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7T" value="++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="7C" value="++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7W" value="++"> >
|
||
|
|
U++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I've get the entire admin ticked off at me because I am
|
||
|
|
always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs
|
||
|
|
that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking
|
||
|
|
/etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7T" value="+">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="7C" value="+">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7W" value="+"> >
|
||
|
|
U+
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I not only have a Unix account, but I slam VMS any chance get.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7T" value="" checked="checked">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="7C" value="">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7W" value=""> >
|
||
|
|
U
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I have a Unix account to do my stuff in
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7T" value="-">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="7C" value="-">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7W" value="-"> >
|
||
|
|
U-
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I have a VMS account.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7T" value="--">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="7C" value="--">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7W" value="--"> >
|
||
|
|
U--
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I've seen Unix and didn't like it. DEC rules!
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7T" value="---">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="7C" value="---">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="7W" value="---"> >
|
||
|
|
U---
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Unix geeks are actually nerds in disguise.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="7C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="7W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
|
||
|
|
</dt></dl>
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><hr>
|
||
|
|
<h3>Perl</h3>
|
||
|
|
If you enjoy at least U++ status you have to know about Perl, so you
|
||
|
|
might as well rate yourself in this sub-category. Non-Unix geeks don't
|
||
|
|
know what they're missing.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><dl>
|
||
|
|
<dt><input type="checkbox" name="8at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="8mo"> I get paid to program Perl.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="8Wmo"> I'd like to get paid to program Perl.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="8" value="P+++++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="8C" value="+++++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="8W" value="+++++"> >
|
||
|
|
P+++++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I am Larry Wall, Tom Christiansen, or Randal Schwartz.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="8" value="P++++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="8C" value="++++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="8W" value="++++"> >
|
||
|
|
P++++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I don't write Perl, I speak it. Perl has superseded all
|
||
|
|
other programming languages. I firmly believe that all
|
||
|
|
programs can be reduced to a Perl one-liner. I use Perl to
|
||
|
|
achieve U+++ status.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="8" value="P+++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="8C" value="+++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="8W" value="+++"> >
|
||
|
|
P+++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no
|
||
|
|
longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or
|
||
|
|
sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand
|
||
|
|
lines.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="8" value="P++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="8C" value="++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="8W" value="++"> >
|
||
|
|
P++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell
|
||
|
|
scripts anymore because I write them in Perl.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="8" value="P+">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="8C" value="+">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="8W" value="+"> >
|
||
|
|
P+
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much
|
||
|
|
perl, but it is on my agenda.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="8" value="P" checked="checked">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="8C" value="">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="8W" value=""> >
|
||
|
|
P
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I know Perl exists, but that's all.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
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performance of awk with the simplicity of C. It should be
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banned.
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"hacking tool".
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="9mo"> I get paid to work with Linux.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="9Wmo"> I'd like to get paid to work with
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Linux. </dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="9qu"> What's Linux?
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enough room left over for a kernel debugging. I have so
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many patches installed that I lost track about ten versions
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ago. Linux newbies consider me a net.god.
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comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes.
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up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS
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as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
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L+
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</dt><dd> I've managed to get Linux installed and even used it a few
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times. It seems like it is just another OS.
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L
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</dt><dd> I know what Linux is, but that's about all
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</dd><dt>
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patootie about it. There are other, better, operating
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systems out there. Like Mac, DOS, or Amiga-OS. Or,
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better yet even, would be another free Unix OS like FreeBSD.
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L--
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</dt><dd> Unix sucks. Because Linux = Unix. Linux Sucks. I worship
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Bill Gates.
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L---
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</dt><dd> I am Bill Gates.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="9C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="9W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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</dt></dl>
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<p>
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</p><hr>
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<h3>Emacs</h3>
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GNU Emacs is the do-all be-everything editor/operating system available
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for just about every computer architecture out there.
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<p>
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</p><dl>
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="10at"> I vary widely for this category.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="10mo"> I get paid to use Emacs.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="10Wmo"> I'd like to get paid to use Emacs.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="10qu"> What's Emacs?
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="10ba"> I don't use Emacs.
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</dt><dt>
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E+++
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</dt><dd> Emacs is my login shell!! M-x doctor is my psychologist!
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I use emacs to control my TV and toaster oven! All you
|
||
|
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vi people don't know what you're missing! I read
|
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|
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alt.relgion.emacs, alt.sex.emacs, and comp.os.emacs.
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</dd><dt>
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E++
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</dt><dd> I know and use elisp regularly!
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="10W" value="+"> >
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E+
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</dt><dd> Emacs is great! I read my mail and news with it!
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="10" value="E" checked="checked">
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<input type="radio" name="10W" value=""> >
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E
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</dt><dd> Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular
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editor.
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</dd><dt>
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(<input type="radio" name="10C" value="-">)
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<input type="radio" name="10W" value="-"> >
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E-
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</dt><dd> Emacs is too big and bloated for my tastes
|
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</dd><dt>
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E--
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</dt><dd> Emacs is just a fancy word processor
|
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</dd><dt>
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(<input type="radio" name="10C" value="---">)
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<input type="radio" name="10W" value="---"> >
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E---
|
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</dt><dd> Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
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(<input type="radio" name="10C" value="----">)
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<input type="radio" name="10W" value="----"> >
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E----
|
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</dt><dd> Emacs sucks! pico forever!!!
|
||
|
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<p>
|
||
|
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="10C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="10W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
|
||
|
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</dt></dl>
|
||
|
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<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><hr>
|
||
|
|
<h3>World Wide Web</h3>
|
||
|
|
It's relatively new. It's little understood. Everybody's doing it. How
|
||
|
|
much of a web-surfer are you?
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
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</p><dl>
|
||
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="11at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="11mo"> I get paid for my involvement
|
||
|
|
with the Web.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="11Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
|
||
|
|
involvement with the Web.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="11qu"> What's the Web?
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="11ba"> I don't use the web.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="11" value="W+++">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="11C" value="+++">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="11W" value="+++"> >
|
||
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W+++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view
|
||
|
|
my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When
|
||
|
|
I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using
|
||
|
|
my Newton and a cellular modem.
|
||
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</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="11" value="W++">
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(<input type="radio" name="11C" value="++">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="11W" value="++"> >
|
||
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W++
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is
|
||
|
|
advertised in my .signature.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="11" value="W+">
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||
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(<input type="radio" name="11C" value="+">)
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||
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<input type="radio" name="11W" value="+"> >
|
||
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W+
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I have the latest version of Netscape, and wander the web
|
||
|
|
only when there's something specific I'm looking for.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="11" value="W" checked="checked">
|
||
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(<input type="radio" name="11C" value="">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="11W" value=""> >
|
||
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|
W
|
||
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</dt><dd> I have a browser and a connection. Occasionally I'll use
|
||
|
|
them.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="11" value="W-">
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|
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<input type="radio" name="11W" value="-"> >
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W-
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</dt><dd> The web is really a pain. Life was so much easier when
|
||
|
|
you could transfer information by simple ASCII. Now
|
||
|
|
everyone won't even consider your ideas unless you spiff
|
||
|
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them up with bandwidth-consuming pictures and pointless
|
||
|
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information links.
|
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</dd><dt>
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(<input type="radio" name="11C" value="--">)
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<input type="radio" name="11W" value="--"> >
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||
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W--
|
||
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</dt><dd> A pox on the Web! It wastes time and bandwidth and just
|
||
|
|
gives the uneducated morons a reason to clutter the
|
||
|
|
Internet.
|
||
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<p>
|
||
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="11C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="11W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
|
||
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</dt></dl>
|
||
|
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<p>
|
||
|
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</p><hr>
|
||
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|
<h3>USENET News</h3>
|
||
|
|
Usenet, a global collection of flaming opinions and senseless babble, was
|
||
|
|
designed as a way to eat up precious spool space on a system's hard drive.
|
||
|
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It also is a way for people to distribute pornography.
|
||
|
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<p>
|
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</p><dl>
|
||
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="12at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="12mo"> I get paid for my involvement
|
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with USENET.
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="12Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
|
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|
involvement with USENET.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="12qu"> What's USENET?
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="12ba"> I don't use USENET.
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</dt><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="12" value="N++++">
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(<input type="radio" name="12C" value="++++">)
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N++++
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</dt><dd> I am Tim Pierce
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</dd><dt>
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(<input type="radio" name="12C" value="+++">)
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<input type="radio" name="12W" value="+++"> >
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N+++
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</dt><dd> I read so many news groups that the next batch of news
|
||
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comes in before I finish reading the last batch, and I
|
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have to read for about 2 hours straight before I'm caught
|
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up on the morning's news. Then there's the afternoon...
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</dd><dt>
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N++
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</dt><dd> I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
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</dd><dt>
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N+
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</dt><dd> I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.
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</dd><dt>
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</dt><dd> Usenet News? Sure, I read that once
|
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="12W" value="-"> >
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N-
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</dt><dd> News is a waste of my time and I avoid it completely
|
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</dd><dt>
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N--
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</dt><dd> News sucks! 'Nuff said.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="12" value="N---">
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(<input type="radio" name="12C" value="---">)
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N---
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</dt><dd> I work for Time Magazine.
|
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</dd><dt>
|
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<input type="radio" name="12" value="N*">
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N*
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</dt><dd> All I do is read news
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="12C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="12W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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</dt></dl>
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<p>
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</p><hr>
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<h2>USENET Oracle</h2>
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With the advent of the electronic age, and especially high-speed e-mail
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communication, the spirit of the Oracles found a new outlet, and we now
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recognize another great Oracle, the Usenet Oracle.
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<p>
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For more information, check out the newsgroups <a href="news:rec.humor.oracle">rec.humor.oracle</a> and <a href="news:rec.humor.oracle.d">rec.humor.oracle.d</a> or the FTP archives
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at <a href="ftp://cs.indiana.edu/pub/oracle">cs.indiana.edu:/pub/oracle</a>.
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Additional information and instructions can be found by sending an email
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message with the subject of 'help' to <a href="mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu">oracle@cs.indiana.edu</a>.
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</p><p>
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="36at"> I vary widely for this category.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="36mo"> I get paid for my involvement
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with the USENET Oracle.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="36Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
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involvement with the USENET Oracle.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="36qu"> What's the USENET Oracle?
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="36ba"> I don't consult the USENET Oracle.
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</dt><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="36" value="o+++++">
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<input type="radio" name="36W" value="+++++"> >
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o+++++
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</dt><dd> I am Steve Kinzler
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="36W" value="++++"> >
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o++++
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</dt><dd> I am an active Priest.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="36" value="o+++">
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(<input type="radio" name="36C" value="+++">)
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<input type="radio" name="36W" value="+++"> >
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o+++
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</dt><dd> I was a Priest, but have retired.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="36" value="o++">
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(<input type="radio" name="36C" value="++">)
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<input type="radio" name="36W" value="++"> >
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o++
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</dt><dd> I have made the Best Of Oracularities.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="36" value="o+">
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(<input type="radio" name="36C" value="+">)
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<input type="radio" name="36W" value="+"> >
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o+
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</dt><dd> I have been incarnated at least once.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="36" value="o" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="36C" value="">)
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<input type="radio" name="36W" value=""> >
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o
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</dt><dd> I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="36" value="o-">
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(<input type="radio" name="36C" value="-">)
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<input type="radio" name="36W" value="-"> >
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o-
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</dt><dd> I sent my question to the wrong group and got flamed.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="36" value="o--">
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(<input type="radio" name="36C" value="--">)
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<input type="radio" name="36W" value="--"> >
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o--
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</dt><dd> Who needs answers from a bunch of geeks anyhow?
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="36C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="36W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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</dt></dl>
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<p>
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</p><hr>
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<h3>Kibo</h3>
|
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Kibo is. That is all that can be said. If you don't understand, read
|
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<a href="news:alt.religion.kibology">alt.religion.kibology</a>
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<p>
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</p><dl>
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="13at"> I vary widely for this category.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="13mo"> I get paid for my involvement
|
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with Kibo.
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="13Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
|
||
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involvement with Kibo.
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="13qu"> What's Kibo?
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="13ba"> I intentionally avoid Kibo.
|
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</dt><dt>
|
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<input type="radio" name="13" value="K++++++">
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(<input type="radio" name="13C" value="++++++">)
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<input type="radio" name="13W" value="++++++"> >
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K++++++
|
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</dt><dd>I am Kibo
|
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="13" value="K+++++">
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(<input type="radio" name="13C" value="+++++">)
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<input type="radio" name="13W" value="+++++"> >
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K+++++
|
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</dt><dd> I've had sex with Kibo
|
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</dd><dt>
|
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<input type="radio" name="13" value="K++++">
|
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(<input type="radio" name="13C" value="++++">)
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<input type="radio" name="13W" value="++++"> >
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K++++
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</dt><dd> I've met Kibo
|
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="13" value="K+++">
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(<input type="radio" name="13C" value="+++">)
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<input type="radio" name="13W" value="+++"> >
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K+++
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</dt><dd> I've gotten mail from Kibo
|
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="13" value="K++">
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(<input type="radio" name="13C" value="++">)
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<input type="radio" name="13W" value="++"> >
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K++
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</dt><dd> I've read Kibo
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</dd><dt>
|
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<input type="radio" name="13" value="K+">
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(<input type="radio" name="13C" value="+">)
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<input type="radio" name="13W" value="+"> >
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K+
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</dt><dd> I like Kibo
|
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="13" value="K">
|
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(<input type="radio" name="13C" value="">)
|
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<input type="radio" name="13W" value=""> >
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K
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</dt><dd> I know who Kibo is
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="13" value="K-">
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(<input type="radio" name="13C" value="-">)
|
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<input type="radio" name="13W" value="-"> >
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K-
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</dt><dd> I don't know who Kibo is
|
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</dd><dt>
|
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<input type="radio" name="13" value="K--" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="13C" value="--">)
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<input type="radio" name="13W" value="--"> >
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||
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K--
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</dt><dd> I dislike Kibo
|
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|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="13" value="K---">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="13C" value="---">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="13W" value="---"> >
|
||
|
|
K---
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> I am currently hunting Kibo down with the intent of ripping
|
||
|
|
his still-beating heart out of his chest and showing it
|
||
|
|
to him as he dies
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="13" value="K----">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="13C" value="----">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="13W" value="----"> >
|
||
|
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K----
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> I am Xibo
|
||
|
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<p>
|
||
|
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="13C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="13W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
|
||
|
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</dt></dl>
|
||
|
|
<hr>
|
||
|
|
<h3>Microsoft Windows</h3>
|
||
|
|
A good many geeks suffer through the use of various versions of MicroSoft
|
||
|
|
Windows running on or as a replacement for DOS. Rate
|
||
|
|
your Windows Geekiness. <p>
|
||
|
|
</p><dl>
|
||
|
|
<dt><input type="checkbox" name="14at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="14mo"> I get paid for my involvement with
|
||
|
|
Windows.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="14Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
|
||
|
|
involvement with Windows.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="14qu"> What's Windows?
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="14ba"> I don't use Windows.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14" value="w+++++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="14C" value="+++++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="14W" value="+++++"> >
|
||
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w+++++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I am Bill Gates
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14" value="w++++">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="14C" value="++++">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14W" value="++++"> >
|
||
|
|
w++++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I have Windows, Windows 95, Windows NT, and Windows NT
|
||
|
|
Advanced Server all running on my SMP RISC machine. I
|
||
|
|
haven't seen daylight in six months.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14" value="w+++">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="14C" value="+++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="14W" value="+++"> >
|
||
|
|
w+++
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> I am a MS Windows programming god. I wrote a VxD driver to
|
||
|
|
allow MS Windows and DOS to share the use of my waffle iron.
|
||
|
|
P.S. Unix sux.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14" value="w++">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="14C" value="++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="14W" value="++"> >
|
||
|
|
w++
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++
|
||
|
|
someday. I've written at least one DLL.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14" value="w+">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="14C" value="+">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14W" value="+"> >
|
||
|
|
w+
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen
|
||
|
|
savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah,
|
||
|
|
I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but
|
||
|
|
never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14" value="w" checked="checked">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="14C" value="">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14W" value=""> >
|
||
|
|
w
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14" value="w-">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="14C" value="-">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14W" value="-"> >
|
||
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w-
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> I'm still trying to install MS Windows and have at least one
|
||
|
|
peripheral that never works right
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14" value="w--">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="14C" value="--">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14W" value="--"> >
|
||
|
|
w--
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not
|
||
|
|
even an operating system. NT is Not Tough enough for me
|
||
|
|
either. 95 is how may times it will crash an hour.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14" value="w---">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="14C" value="---">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="14W" value="---"> >
|
||
|
|
w---
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10
|
||
|
|
years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot,
|
||
|
|
poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="14C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="14W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
|
||
|
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</dt></dl>
|
||
|
|
<hr>
|
||
|
|
<h3>OS/2</h3>
|
||
|
|
The operating system that looks a lot like Windows, acts a lot like
|
||
|
|
Windows, but is much better than Windows.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
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</p><dl>
|
||
|
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="15at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="15mo"> I get paid for my involvement
|
||
|
|
with OS/2.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="15Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
|
||
|
|
involvement with OS/2.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="15qu"> What's the OS/2?
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="15ba"> I don't use OS/2.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="15" value="O+++">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="15C" value="+++">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="15W" value="+++"> >
|
||
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|
O+++
|
||
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</dt><dd> I live, eat and breathe OS/2. All of my hard drives are
|
||
|
|
HPFS. I am the Anti-Gates.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="15" value="O++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="15C" value="++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="15W" value="++"> >
|
||
|
|
O++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I use OS/2 for all my computing needs. I use some DOS
|
||
|
|
and Windows programs, but rune them under OS/2. If the
|
||
|
|
program won't run under OS/2, then obviously I don't need
|
||
|
|
it.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="15" value="O+">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="15C" value="+">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="15W" value="+"> >
|
||
|
|
O+
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I keep a DOS partition on my hard drive "just in case".
|
||
|
|
I'm afraid to try HPFS.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="15" value="O" checked="checked">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="15C" value="">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="15W" value=""> >
|
||
|
|
O
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I finally managed to get OS/2 installed but wasn't too
|
||
|
|
terribly impressed.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="15" value="O-">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="15C" value="-">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="15W" value="-"> >
|
||
|
|
O-
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> Tried it, didn't like it.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="15" value="O--">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="15C" value="--">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="15W" value="--"> >
|
||
|
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O--
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Many geeks have abandoned the character-based computer altogether and
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moved over to the macintosh. It in important to give notification of your
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Mac rating.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="16mo"> I get paid for my
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involvement with Macs.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="16Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
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involvement with Macs.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="16qu"> What's a Mac?
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="16ba"> I don't use a Mac.
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(<input type="radio" name="16C" value="++">)
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M++
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nerds can do, I can do better, and if not, I'll write
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the damn software to do it.
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M+
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M
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</dt><dd> I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.
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<input type="radio" name="16" value="M-">
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<input type="radio" name="16W" value="-"> >
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M-
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</dt><dd> Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
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<input type="radio" name="16W" value="--"> >
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M--
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allowing them to use the system without knowing what
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they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the
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fuzz in my navel.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="16C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="16W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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<h3>VMS</h3>
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Many geeks use the VMS operating system by DEC for all of their mainframe
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and network activity.
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<p>
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</p><dl>
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="17at"> I vary widely for this category.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="17mo"> I get paid to use VMS.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="17Wmo"> I'd like to get paid to use VMS.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="17qu"> What's the VMS?
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="17ba"> I don't use VMS.
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</dt><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="17" value="V+++">
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(<input type="radio" name="17C" value="+++">)
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<input type="radio" name="17W" value="+++"> >
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V+++
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</dt><dd> I am a VMS sysadmin. I wield far more power than those
|
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UNIX admins, because UNIX can be found on any dweeb's
|
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desktop. Power through obscurity is my motto.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="17" value="V++">
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(<input type="radio" name="17C" value="++">)
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<input type="radio" name="17W" value="++"> >
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V++
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</dt><dd> Unix is a passing fad compared to the real power in the
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universe, my VMS system.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="17" value="V+">
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(<input type="radio" name="17C" value="+">)
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<input type="radio" name="17W" value="+"> >
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V+
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</dt><dd> I tend to like VMS better than Unix
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="17" value="V" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="17C" value="">)
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<input type="radio" name="17W" value=""> >
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V
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</dt><dd> I've used VMS.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="17" value="V-">
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(<input type="radio" name="17C" value="-">)
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<input type="radio" name="17W" value="-"> >
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V-
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</dt><dd> Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="17" value="V--">
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(<input type="radio" name="17C" value="--">)
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<input type="radio" name="17W" value="--"> >
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V--
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</dt><dd> I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall
|
||
|
|
than suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's
|
||
|
|
reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings.
|
||
|
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Unix rules the universe.
|
||
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="17C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="17W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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</dt></dl>
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<hr size="5">
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<hr width="80%" size="3">
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<center><h2>Politics</h2></center>
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<hr width="80%" size="3">
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<hr size="5">
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<p>
|
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</p><hr>
|
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|
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<h3>Political and Social Issues</h3>
|
||
|
|
We live is a society where everyone not only has a right to, but is
|
||
|
|
expected to, whine and complain about everyone else. Rate where, in
|
||
|
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general, your political views on different social issues fall.
|
||
|
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<p>
|
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</p><dl>
|
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="18at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="18mo"> I get paid to have social views.
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="18Wmo"> I'd like to get paid to have social
|
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|
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views.
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="18qu"> Politics? Society? What are they?
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="18ba"> I don't have any social views.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="18" value="PS+++">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="18C" value="+++">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="18W" value="+++"> >
|
||
|
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PS+++
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. "Fuck the draft!"
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="18" value="PS++">
|
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(<input type="radio" name="18C" value="++">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="18W" value="++"> >
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||
|
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PS++
|
||
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</dt><dd> I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a
|
||
|
|
card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and
|
||
|
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legal.
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||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="18" value="PS+">
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(<input type="radio" name="18C" value="+">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="18W" value="+"> >
|
||
|
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PS+
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the
|
||
|
|
right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of
|
||
|
|
the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the
|
||
|
|
bloody channel.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="18" value="PS" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="18C" value="">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="18W" value=""> >
|
||
|
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PS
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my
|
||
|
|
freedoms right now.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="18" value="PS-">
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(<input type="radio" name="18C" value="-">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="18W" value="-"> >
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||
|
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PS-
|
||
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</dt><dd> Label records! Keep dirty stuff off the TV and the
|
||
|
|
Internet.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="18" value="PS--">
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||
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(<input type="radio" name="18C" value="--">)
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||
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<input type="radio" name="18W" value="--"> >
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||
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PS--
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||
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</dt><dd> Oppose sex education, abortion rights, gay rights.
|
||
|
|
Rush Limbaugh is my spokesman.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="18" value="PS---">
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(<input type="radio" name="18C" value="---">)
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||
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<input type="radio" name="18W" value="---"> >
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||
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PS---
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> Repent left-wing sinners and change your wicked evil ways.
|
||
|
|
Buchanan/Robertson in '96.
|
||
|
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<p>
|
||
|
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="18C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="18W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
|
||
|
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</dt></dl>
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><hr>
|
||
|
|
<h3>Politics and Economic Issues</h3>
|
||
|
|
Social and economic attitudes are seldom on the same side of the
|
||
|
|
political fence. Of course, most geeks don't really care much about
|
||
|
|
economics; having no money left after buying new computer toys.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><dl>
|
||
|
|
<dt><input type="checkbox" name="19at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="19mo"> I get paid to deal with economic issues.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="19Wmo"> I'd like to get paid to deal with
|
||
|
|
economic issues.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="19qu"> Economics? What's that?
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="19ba"> I don't care about economics.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="19" value="PE+++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="19C" value="+++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="19W" value="+++"> >
|
||
|
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PE+++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Abolish antitrust legislation. Raise taxes on everyone
|
||
|
|
but the rich so that the money can trickle-down to the
|
||
|
|
masses.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="19" value="PE++">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="19C" value="++">)
|
||
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|
<input type="radio" name="19W" value="++"> >
|
||
|
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PE++
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> Keep the government off the backs of businesses.
|
||
|
|
Deregulate as much as possible.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="19" value="PE+">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="19C" value="+">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="19W" value="+"> >
|
||
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PE+
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="19" value="PE" checked="checked">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="19C" value="">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="19W" value=""> >
|
||
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PE
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> Distrust both government and business.
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="19" value="PE-">
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(<input type="radio" name="19C" value="-">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="19W" value="-"> >
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||
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PE-
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||
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</dt><dd> It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help
|
||
|
|
more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!
|
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|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="19" value="PE--">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="19C" value="--">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="19W" value="--"> >
|
||
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PE--
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> Capitalism is evil! Government should provide the
|
||
|
|
services we really need. Nobody should be rich.
|
||
|
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<p>
|
||
|
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="19C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="19W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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|
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</dt></dl>
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||
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<p>
|
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|
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</p><hr>
|
||
|
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<h3>Cypherpunk</h3>
|
||
|
|
With the birth of the overused buzzword "The Information Superhighway",
|
||
|
|
concerns over privacy from evil governmental bad-guys{tm} has led to the
|
||
|
|
formation of of an unofficial, loosely organized band of civil
|
||
|
|
libertarians who spend much of their time discussing how to ensure privacy
|
||
|
|
in the information future. This group is known by some as "cypherpunks"
|
||
|
|
(by others, as anarchistic subversives). To this end, tell us how punkish
|
||
|
|
you are.
|
||
|
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<p>
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|
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</p><dl>
|
||
|
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="20at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="20mo"> I get paid to be a cypherpunk.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="20Wmo"> I'd like to get paid to be a
|
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|
|
cypherpunk.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="20qu"> What's a cypherpunk?
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="20ba"> I am not a cypherpunk.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="20" value="Y+++">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="20C" value="+++">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="20W" value="+++"> >
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Y+++
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</dt><dd> I am T.C. May
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="20" value="Y++">
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||
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(<input type="radio" name="20C" value="++">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="20W" value="++"> >
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Y++
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</dt><dd> I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around
|
||
|
|
Usenet. I never miss an opportunity to talk about the
|
||
|
|
evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA. Orwell's 1984 is
|
||
|
|
more than a story, it is a warning to our's and future
|
||
|
|
generations. I'm a member of the EFF.
|
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|
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</dd><dt>
|
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<input type="radio" name="20" value="Y+">
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(<input type="radio" name="20C" value="+">)
|
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<input type="radio" name="20W" value="+"> >
|
||
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Y+
|
||
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</dt><dd> I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in
|
||
|
|
reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="20" value="Y" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="20C" value="">)
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<input type="radio" name="20W" value=""> >
|
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Y
|
||
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</dt><dd> I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.
|
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|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="20" value="Y-">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="20C" value="-">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="20W" value="-"> >
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Y-
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</dt><dd> It seems to me that all of these concerns are a little
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extreme. I mean, the government must be able to protect
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itself from criminals and the populace from indecent
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speech.
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Y--
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protection are people with something to hide. I think
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cypherpunks are just a little paranoid.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="20" value="Y---">
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(<input type="radio" name="20C" value="---">)
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Y---
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</dt><dd> I am L. Detweiler.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="20C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="20W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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<p>
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</p><hr>
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<h3>PGP</h3>
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Pretty Good Privacy (aka PGP) is a program available on many platforms
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that will encrypt files so that prying eyes (particularly governmental)
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can't look at them.
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<p>
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</p><dl>
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="21at"> I vary widely for this category.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="21mo"> I get paid to use PGP.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="21Wmo"> I'd like to get paid to use PGP.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="21qu"> What's PGP?
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="21ba"> I don't use PGP.
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</dt><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="21" value="PGP++++">
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(<input type="radio" name="21C" value="++++">)
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<input type="radio" name="21W" value="++++"> >
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PGP++++
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</dt><dd> I am Philip Zimmerman
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="21" value="PGP+++">
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(<input type="radio" name="21C" value="+++">)
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<input type="radio" name="21W" value="+++"> >
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PGP+++
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</dt><dd> I don't send or answer mail that is not encrypted, or at
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the very least signed. If you are reading this without
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decrypting it first, something is wrong. IT DIDN'T COME
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FROM ME!
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="21" value="PGP++">
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(<input type="radio" name="21C" value="++">)
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<input type="radio" name="21W" value="++"> >
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PGP++
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</dt><dd> I have the most recent version and use it regularly
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="21" value="PGP+">
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(<input type="radio" name="21C" value="+">)
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<input type="radio" name="21W" value="+"> >
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PGP+
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</dt><dd> "Finger me for my public key"
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="21" value="PGP" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="21C" value="">)
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<input type="radio" name="21W" value=""> >
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PGP
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</dt><dd> I've used it, but stopped long ago.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="21" value="PGP-">
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(<input type="radio" name="21C" value="-">)
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<input type="radio" name="21W" value="-"> >
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PGP-
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</dt><dd> I don't have anything to hide.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="21" value="PGP--">
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(<input type="radio" name="21C" value="--">)
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<input type="radio" name="21W" value="--"> >
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PGP--
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</dt><dd> I feel that the glory of the Internet is in the anarchic,
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trusting environment that so nurtures the exchange of
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information. Encryption just bogs that down.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="21" value="PGP---">
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(<input type="radio" name="21C" value="---">)
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<input type="radio" name="21W" value="---"> >
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PGP---
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</dt><dd> If you support encryption on the Internet, you must be a
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drug dealer or terrorist or something like that.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="21" value="PGP----">
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(<input type="radio" name="21C" value="----">)
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<input type="radio" name="21W" value="----"> >
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PGP----
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</dt><dd> Oh, here is something you all can use that is better
|
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(insert clipper here).
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="21C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="21W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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</dt></dl>
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<p>
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</p><hr size="5">
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<hr width="80%" size="3">
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<center><h2>Entertainment</h2></center>
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<hr width="80%" size="3">
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<hr size="5">
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<p>
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</p><hr>
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<h3>Star Trek</h3>
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Most geeks have an undeniable love for the Star Trek television show (in
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any of its different incarnations). Because GEEK is often synonymous with
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TREKKIE (real geeks aren't so anal as to label themselves TREKKER), it is
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important that all geeks list their Trek rating.
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<p>
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</p><dl>
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="22at"> I vary widely for this category.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="22mo"> I get paid for my involvement
|
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with Star Trek.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="22Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
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|
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involvement with Star Trek.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="22qu"> What's the Star Trek?
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="22ba"> I don't watch Star Trek.
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</dt><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="22" value="t+++">
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(<input type="radio" name="22C" value="+++">)
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<input type="radio" name="22W" value="+++"> >
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t+++
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</dt><dd> It's not just a TV show, it's a religion. I know all about
|
||
|
|
warp field dynamics and the principles behind the
|
||
|
|
transporter. I have memorized the TECH manual. I speak
|
||
|
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Klingon. I go to cons with Vulcan ears on. I have no life.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="22" value="t++">
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(<input type="radio" name="22C" value="++">)
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<input type="radio" name="22W" value="++"> >
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t++
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</dt><dd> It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the
|
||
|
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movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've
|
||
|
|
built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never
|
||
|
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catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are
|
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|
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kooks.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="22" value="t+">
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(<input type="radio" name="22C" value="+">)
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<input type="radio" name="22W" value="+"> >
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t+
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</dt><dd> It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things
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|
|
good on television any more.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="22" value="t" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="22C" value="">)
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<input type="radio" name="22W" value=""> >
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||
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t
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||
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</dt><dd> It's just another TV show
|
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|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="22" value="t-">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="22C" value="-">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="22W" value="-"> >
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||
|
|
t-
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> Maybe it is just me, but I have no idea what the big deal
|
||
|
|
with Star Trek is. Perhaps I'm missing something but I just
|
||
|
|
think it is bad drama.
|
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|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="22" value="t--">
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(<input type="radio" name="22C" value="--">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="22W" value="--"> >
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t--
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||
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</dt><dd> Star Trek is just another Space Opera. William Shatner
|
||
|
|
isn't an actor, he's a poser! And what's with this Jean-Luc
|
||
|
|
Picard? A Frenchman with a British accent? Come on. I'd
|
||
|
|
only watch this show if my remote control broke. Isn't
|
||
|
|
Voyager just a rehash of Lost in Space? Has Sisko even
|
||
|
|
breathed in the last two seasons?
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="22" value="t---">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="22C" value="---">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="22W" value="---"> >
|
||
|
|
t---
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Star Trek SUCKS! It is the worst crap I have ever seen!
|
||
|
|
Hey, all you trekkies out there, GET A LIFE! (William
|
||
|
|
Shatner is a t---)
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="22C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="22W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p></dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="22splat"> t*
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I identify with Barclay, the greatest of the Trek Geeks.
|
||
|
|
</dd></dl>
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><hr>
|
||
|
|
<h3>Babylon 5</h3>
|
||
|
|
<!-- HTML Marker Upper Note: Babylon 5 *is* the Last, Best Hope for Good
|
||
|
|
Science Fiction on Television. -->
|
||
|
|
For many years, Sci-Fi geeks have wished for a television show that would
|
||
|
|
overcome the limitations of Star Trek. For many, a show called Babylon 5
|
||
|
|
has met that demand, with a deep storyline, exciting characters and
|
||
|
|
state-of-the-art computer generated effects.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><dl>
|
||
|
|
<dt><input type="checkbox" name="23at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="23mo"> I get paid for my
|
||
|
|
involvement with Babylon 5.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="23Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
|
||
|
|
involvement with Babylon 5.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="23qu"> What's the Babylon 5?
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="23ba"> I don't watch Babylon 5.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="23" value="5++++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="23C" value="++++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="23W" value="++++"> >
|
||
|
|
5++++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I am J. Michael Straczynski
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="23" value="5+++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="23C" value="+++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="23W" value="+++"> >
|
||
|
|
5+++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I am a True Worshipper of the Church of Joe who lives
|
||
|
|
eats breathes and thinks Babylon 5, and has Evil thoughts
|
||
|
|
about stealing Joe's videotape archives just to see
|
||
|
|
episodes earlier. I am planning to break into the bank
|
||
|
|
and steal the triple-encoded synopsis of the 5-year arc.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="23" value="5++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="23C" value="++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="23W" value="++"> >
|
||
|
|
5++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Finally a show that shows what a real future would look
|
||
|
|
like. None of this Picardian "Let's talk about it and be
|
||
|
|
friends" crap. And what's this? We finally get to see a
|
||
|
|
bathroom! Over on that Enterprise, they've been holding
|
||
|
|
it for over seven years!
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="23" value="5+">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="23C" value="+">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="23W" value="+"> >
|
||
|
|
5+
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh perspective in the
|
||
|
|
Sci-Fi universe. I watch it weekly.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="23" value="5" checked="checked">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="23C" value="">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="23W" value=""> >
|
||
|
|
5
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="23" value="5-">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="23C" value="-">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="23W" value="-"> >
|
||
|
|
5-
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> This show is sub-par. The acting is wooden, the special
|
||
|
|
effects are obviously poor quality. In general, it seems
|
||
|
|
like a very cheap Star Trek ripoff.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="23" value="5--">
|
||
|
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(<input type="radio" name="23C" value="--">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="23W" value="--"> >
|
||
|
|
5--
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> You call this Sci-Fi? That is such a load of crap! This
|
||
|
|
show is just a soap with bad actors, piss-poor effects,
|
||
|
|
and lame storylines. Puh-leese.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="23C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="23W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
|
||
|
|
</dt></dl>
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><hr>
|
||
|
|
<h3>X-Files</h3>
|
||
|
|
The Fox Network's Friday evening show The X-Files has become the staple
|
||
|
|
of Friday geekhood. Any show that has aliens, governmental conspiracies,
|
||
|
|
aliens, psychic powers, aliens, and other weird stuff is, by definition,
|
||
|
|
a geeky show.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><dl>
|
||
|
|
<dt><input type="checkbox" name="24at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="24mo"> I get paid for my involvement
|
||
|
|
with X-Files.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="24Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
|
||
|
|
involvement with X-Files.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="24qu"> What's the X-Files?
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="24ba"> I don't watch X-Files.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="24" value="X++++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="24C" value="++++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="24W" value="++++"> >
|
||
|
|
X++++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I am Chris Carter
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="24" value="X+++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="24C" value="+++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="24W" value="+++"> >
|
||
|
|
X+++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> This is the BEST show on TV, and it's about time. I've
|
||
|
|
seen everything David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson have
|
||
|
|
ever done that been recorded and I'm a loyal Duchovny/
|
||
|
|
Gillian Anderson fan. I've Converted at least 10 people.
|
||
|
|
I have every episode at SP, debate the fine details on-line,
|
||
|
|
and have a credit for at least 2 YAXAs.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="24" value="X++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="24C" value="++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="24W" value="++"> >
|
||
|
|
X++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd
|
||
|
|
taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing
|
||
|
|
out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've
|
||
|
|
Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="24" value="X+">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="24C" value="+">)
|
||
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let's face it, it's crap.
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Oliver Stone
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traditional geek life. Because geeks often become so involved in their
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role-playing that they lose touch with reality, include one of the following
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="25qu"> What's role-playing?
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="25ba"> I don't role-play.
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</dt><dd> I've written and published my own gaming materials.
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piddly rules of (chosen game). _MY_ own warped rules scare
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the rest of the players.
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know better than I know myself.
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R
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Saturday afternoon
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R-
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R--
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="25W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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<p>
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R*
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<p>
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<h3>Television</h3>
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Many geeks have lives that revolve around television.
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<p>
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</p><dl>
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="26at"> I vary widely for this category.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="26mo"> I get paid for my involvement
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with television.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="26Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
|
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involvement with television.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="26qu"> What's a television?
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</dt><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="26" value="tv+++">
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(<input type="radio" name="26C" value="+++">)
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<input type="radio" name="26W" value="+++"> >
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tv+++
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</dt><dd> There's nothing I can experience "out there" that I can't
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see coming over my satellite dish. I wish there were MORE
|
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|
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channels. I live for the O.J. Trial.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="26" value="tv++">
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(<input type="radio" name="26C" value="++">)
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<input type="radio" name="26W" value="++"> >
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tv++
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</dt><dd> I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="26" value="tv+">
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(<input type="radio" name="26C" value="+">)
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<input type="radio" name="26W" value="+"> >
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tv+
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</dt><dd> I watch some tv every day.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="26" value="tv" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="26C" value="">)
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<input type="radio" name="26W" value=""> >
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tv
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</dt><dd> I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile,
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such as those found on PBS.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="26" value="tv-">
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(<input type="radio" name="26C" value="-">)
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<input type="radio" name="26W" value="-"> >
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tv-
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</dt><dd> I watch tv for the news and 'special programming.'
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="26" value="tv--">
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(<input type="radio" name="26C" value="--">)
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<input type="radio" name="26W" value="--"> >
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tv--
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</dt><dd> I turn my tv on during natural disasters.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="checkbox" value="26ba">!tv
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</dt><dd> I do not own a television.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="26C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="26W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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</dt></dl>
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<p>
|
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</p><hr>
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<h3>Books</h3>
|
||
|
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In addition (or maybe on the other hand), many geeks have lives that revolve
|
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|
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around books.
|
||
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<p>
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</p><dl>
|
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="27at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="27mo"> I get paid for my involvement
|
||
|
|
with books.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="27Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
|
||
|
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involvement with books.
|
||
|
|
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="27qu"> What's a book?
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="27ba"> I don't read books.
|
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|
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</dt><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="27" value="b++++">
|
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|
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(<input type="radio" name="27C" value="++++">)
|
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<input type="radio" name="27W" value="++++"> >
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|
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b++++
|
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|
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</dt><dd> I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have
|
||
|
|
discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from
|
||
|
|
another country to get my Favorite Author Fix.
|
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|
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</dd><dt>
|
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|
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<input type="radio" name="27" value="b+++">
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||
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(<input type="radio" name="27C" value="+++">)
|
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|
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<input type="radio" name="27W" value="+++"> >
|
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b+++
|
||
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</dt><dd> I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
|
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|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="27" value="b++">
|
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(<input type="radio" name="27C" value="++">)
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<input type="radio" name="27W" value="++"> >
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||
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b++
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||
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</dt><dd> I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
|
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="27" value="b+">
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(<input type="radio" name="27C" value="+">)
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<input type="radio" name="27W" value="+"> >
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b+
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</dt><dd> I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="27" value="b" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="27C" value="">)
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<input type="radio" name="27W" value=""> >
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b
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</dt><dd> I read the newspaper and the occasional book.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="27" value="b-">
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(<input type="radio" name="27C" value="-">)
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<input type="radio" name="27W" value="-"> >
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b-
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</dt><dd> I read when there is no other way to get the information.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="27" value="b--">
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(<input type="radio" name="27C" value="--">)
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<input type="radio" name="27W" value="--"> >
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b--
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</dt><dd> I did not actually READ the geek code, I just had someone
|
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tell me.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="27C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="27W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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</dt></dl>
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<p>
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</p><hr>
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<h3>Dilbert</h3>
|
||
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Simply the geekiest comic strip in existence.
|
||
|
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<a href="http://www.dilbert.com/">
|
||
|
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http://www.dilbert.com/</a> for more information.
|
||
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<p>
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</p><dl>
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="11at"> I vary widely for this category.
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||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="11mo"> I get paid for my involvement
|
||
|
|
with Dilbert.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="11Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
|
||
|
|
involvement with Dilbert.
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="11qu"> What's Dilbert?
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="11ba"> I don't read Dilbert.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="28" value="DI+++++">
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(<input type="radio" name="28C" value="+++++">)
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<input type="radio" name="28W" value="+++++"> >
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DI+++++
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</dt><dd> I am Scott Adams.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="28" value="DI++++">
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(<input type="radio" name="28C" value="++++">)
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<input type="radio" name="28W" value="++++"> >
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DI++++
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</dt><dd> I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC
|
||
|
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(Dogbert's New Ruling Class).
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="28" value="DI+++">
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(<input type="radio" name="28C" value="+++">)
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<input type="radio" name="28W" value="+++"> >
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DI+++
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</dt><dd> I am a Dilbert prototype
|
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="28" value="DI++">
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(<input type="radio" name="28C" value="++">)
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<input type="radio" name="28W" value="++"> >
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DI++
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</dt><dd> I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="28" value="DI+">
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(<input type="radio" name="28C" value="+">)
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<input type="radio" name="28W" value="+"> >
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DI+
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</dt><dd> I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="28" value="DI" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="28C" value="">)
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<input type="radio" name="28W" value=""> >
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DI
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</dt><dd> I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="28" value="DI-">
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(<input type="radio" name="28C" value="-">)
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<input type="radio" name="28W" value="-"> >
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DI-
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</dt><dd> Is that the comic about the engineers?
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="28" value="DI--">
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(<input type="radio" name="28C" value="--">)
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<input type="radio" name="28W" value="--"> >
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DI--
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</dt><dd> Don't read it, but I think the dog is kinda cute.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="28" value="DI---">
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(<input type="radio" name="28C" value="---">)
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<input type="radio" name="28W" value="---"> >
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DI---
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</dt><dd> I don't think it's funny to make fun of managers trying
|
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their best to run their organizational units.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="28C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="28W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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</dt></dl>
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|
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<p>
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||
|
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</p><hr>
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|
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<h3>DOOM!</h3>
|
||
|
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There is a game out for the PCs and other computers called DOOM. It's a
|
||
|
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3D virtual reality simulation where you race around and blow things away
|
||
|
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with large-caliber weaponry. This has led to a series of similar games
|
||
|
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such as the Star Wars themed Dark Forces. Tell us about your abilities
|
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|
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with these 3D games. (yes, some of them aren't actually Doom. Cope!)
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<p>
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</p><dl>
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="29at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="29mo"> I get paid for my involvement with
|
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|
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DOOM.
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="29Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
|
||
|
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involvement with DOOM.
|
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|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="29qu"> What's DOOM?
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="29ba"> I don't play DOOM.
|
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</dt><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="29" value="D+++">
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(<input type="radio" name="29C" value="+++">)
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<input type="radio" name="29W" value="+++"> >
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D+++
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</dt><dd> I crank out PWAD files daily, complete with new monsters,
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weaponry, sounds and maps. I'm a DOOM God. I can solve
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the original maps in nightmare mode with my eyes closed.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="29" value="D++">
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(<input type="radio" name="29C" value="++">)
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<input type="radio" name="29W" value="++"> >
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D++
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</dt><dd> I've played the shareware version and bought the real one
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and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally
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download PWAD files and play them too.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="29" value="D+">
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(<input type="radio" name="29C" value="+">)
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<input type="radio" name="29W" value="+"> >
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D+
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</dt><dd> It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy
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afternoon.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="29" value="D" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="29C" value="">)
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<input type="radio" name="29W" value=""> >
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D
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</dt><dd> I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="29" value="D-">
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(<input type="radio" name="29C" value="-">)
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<input type="radio" name="29W" value="-"> >
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D-
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</dt><dd> I've played the game and really didn't think it was all
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that impressive.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="29" value="D--">
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(<input type="radio" name="29C" value="--">)
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<input type="radio" name="29W" value="--"> >
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D--
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</dt><dd> It's an overly-violent game and pure crap
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="29" value="D---">
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(<input type="radio" name="29C" value="---">)
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<input type="radio" name="29W" value="---"> >
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D---
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</dt><dd> To hell with Doom, I miss Zork.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="29" value="D----">
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(<input type="radio" name="29C" value="----">)
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<input type="radio" name="29W" value="----"> >
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D----
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||
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</dt><dd> I've seen better on my Atari 2600
|
||
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<p>
|
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="29C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="29W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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</dt></dl>
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<p>
|
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</p><hr>
|
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|
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<h3>The Geek Code</h3>
|
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|
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The Geek Code has be become an important part of the Geek Experience.
|
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|
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All true geeks recognize the Geek Code, and some can even recite it.
|
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<p>
|
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</p><dl>
|
||
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="30at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="30mo"> I get paid for my involvement
|
||
|
|
with the Geek Code.
|
||
|
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="30Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
|
||
|
|
involvement with the Geek Code.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="30qu"> What's a Geek Code?
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="30ba"> I don't have a Geek Code.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="30" value="G++++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="30C" value="++++">)
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="30W" value="++++"> >
|
||
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|
G++++
|
||
|
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</dt><dd> I am Robert Hayden
|
||
|
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</dd><dt>
|
||
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<input type="radio" name="30" value="G++++">
|
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(<input type="radio" name="30C" value="++++">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="30W" value="++++"> >
|
||
|
|
G++++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I have made a suggestion for future versions of the code (note that
|
||
|
|
making a suggestion just to get a G++++ rating doesn't count, you
|
||
|
|
also have to at least qualify for a G+++ rating :-) </dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="30" value="G+++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="30C" value="+++">)
|
||
|
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<input type="radio" name="30W" value="+++"> >
|
||
|
|
G+++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I have memorized the entire geek code, and can decode
|
||
|
|
others' codes in my head. I know by heart where to find
|
||
|
|
the current version of the code on the net.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="30" value="G++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="30C" value="++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="30W" value="++"> >
|
||
|
|
G++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look
|
||
|
|
up the specifics.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="30" value="G+">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="30C" value="+">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="30W" value="+"> >
|
||
|
|
G+
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are
|
||
|
|
getting too long and too complicated.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="30" value="G" checked="checked">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="30C" value="">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="30W" value=""> >
|
||
|
|
G
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="30" value="G-">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="30C" value="-">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="30W" value="-"> >
|
||
|
|
G-
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> What a tremendous waste of time this Geek Code is.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="30" value="G--">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="30C" value="--">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="30W" value="--"> >
|
||
|
|
G--
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Not only a waste of time, but it obviously shows that
|
||
|
|
this Hayden guy needs a life.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="30C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="30W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
|
||
|
|
</dt></dl>
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><hr size="5">
|
||
|
|
<hr width="80%" size="3">
|
||
|
|
<center><h2>Lifestyle</h2></center>
|
||
|
|
<hr width="80%" size="3">
|
||
|
|
<hr size="5">
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><hr>
|
||
|
|
<h3>Education</h3>
|
||
|
|
All geeks have a varying amount of education.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><dl>
|
||
|
|
<dt><input type="checkbox" name="31at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="31mo"> I get paid for my involvement with
|
||
|
|
education.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="31Wmo"> I'd like to get paid for my
|
||
|
|
involvement with education.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="31qu"> What's an education?
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="31ba"> I don't have an education.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31" value="e+++++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="31C" value="+++++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31W" value="+++++"> >
|
||
|
|
e+++++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I am Stephen Hawking
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31" value="e++++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="31C" value="++++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31W" value="++++"> >
|
||
|
|
e++++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Managed to get my Ph.D.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31" value="e+++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="31C" value="+++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31W" value="+++"> >
|
||
|
|
e+++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Got a Masters degree
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31" value="e++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="31C" value="++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31W" value="++"> >
|
||
|
|
e++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Got a Bachelors degree
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31" value="e+">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="31C" value="+">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31W" value="+"> >
|
||
|
|
e+
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Got an Associates degree
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31" value="e" checked="checked">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="31C" value="">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31W" value=""> >
|
||
|
|
e
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Finished High School
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31" value="e-">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="31C" value="-">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31W" value="-"> >
|
||
|
|
e-
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Haven't finished High School
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31" value="e--">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="31C" value="--">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="31W" value="--"> >
|
||
|
|
e--
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Haven't even entered High School
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="31C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="31W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p></dt><dt><input type="checkbox" value="31splat">e*
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I learned everything there is to know about life from the
|
||
|
|
"Hitchhiker's Trilogy".
|
||
|
|
</dd></dl>
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><hr>
|
||
|
|
<h3>Housing</h3>
|
||
|
|
Tell us about your geeky home.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p><dl>
|
||
|
|
<dt><input type="checkbox" name="32at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="32mo"> I get paid to live where I do.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="32Wmo"> I'd like to get paid to live where
|
||
|
|
I do.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="32qu"> What's a house?
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="32" value="h++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="32C" value="++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="32W" value="++"> >
|
||
|
|
h++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed,
|
||
|
|
located near a Dominoes pizza. See !d.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="32" value="h+">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="32C" value="+">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="32W" value="+"> >
|
||
|
|
h+
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than
|
||
|
|
once a month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="32" value="h" checked="checked">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="32C" value="">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="32W" value=""> >
|
||
|
|
h
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk
|
||
|
|
about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="32" value="h-">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="32C" value="-">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="32W" value="-"> >
|
||
|
|
h-
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Living with one or more registered Geeks.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="32" value="h--">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="32C" value="--">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="32W" value="--"> >
|
||
|
|
h--
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Living with one or more people who know nothing about
|
||
|
|
being a Geek and refuse to watch Babylon 5.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="32" value="h---">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="32C" value="---">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="32W" value="---"> >
|
||
|
|
h---
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Married, (persons living romantically with someone might as
|
||
|
|
well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="32" value="h----">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="32C" value="----">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="32W" value="----"> >
|
||
|
|
h----
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="32C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="32W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
|
||
|
|
<p>
|
||
|
|
</p></dt><dt><input type="checkbox" value="32ba">h!
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I am stuck living with my parents!
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt><input type="checkbox" value="32splat">h*
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems
|
||
|
|
like home to me.
|
||
|
|
</dd></dl>
|
||
|
|
<hr>
|
||
|
|
<h3>Relationships</h3>
|
||
|
|
While many geeks are highly successful at having relationships, a good
|
||
|
|
many more are not. Give us the gritty details.
|
||
|
|
<dl>
|
||
|
|
<dt><input type="checkbox" name="33at"> I vary widely for this category.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="33mo"> I get paid to have relationships.
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="33Wmo"> I'd like to get paid to have
|
||
|
|
relationships.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="33qu"> What's a relationship?
|
||
|
|
</dt><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="33" value="r+++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="33C" value="+++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="33W" value="+++"> >
|
||
|
|
r+++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> Found someone, dated, and am now married.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="33" value="r++">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="33C" value="++">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="33W" value="++"> >
|
||
|
|
r++
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I've dated my current S.O. for a long time.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="33" value="r+">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="33C" value="+">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="33W" value="+"> >
|
||
|
|
r+
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I date frequently, bouncing from one relationship to
|
||
|
|
another.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="33" value="r" checked="checked">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="33C" value="">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="33W" value=""> >
|
||
|
|
r
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I date periodically.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="33" value="r-">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="33C" value="-">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="33W" value="-"> >
|
||
|
|
r-
|
||
|
|
</dt><dd> I have difficulty maintaining a relationship.
|
||
|
|
</dd><dt>
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="33" value="r--">
|
||
|
|
(<input type="radio" name="33C" value="--">)
|
||
|
|
<input type="radio" name="33W" value="--"> >
|
||
|
|
r--
|
||
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</dt><dd> People just aren't interested in dating me.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="33" value="r---">
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(<input type="radio" name="33C" value="---">)
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<input type="radio" name="33W" value="---"> >
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r---
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</dt><dd> I'm beginning to think that I'm a leper or something, the
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way people avoid me like the plague.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="33C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="33W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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<p>
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</p></dt><dt><input type="radio" name="33" value="!r">!r
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</dt><dd> I've never had a relationship.
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</dd><dt><input type="checkbox" name="33splat">r*
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</dt><dd> signifying membership in the SBCA (Sour Bachelor(ette)'s
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Club of America). The motto is 'Bitter, but not Desperate'.
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First founded at Caltech.
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</dd><dt><input type="checkbox" name="33hash">r%
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</dt><dd> I was going out with someone, but the asshole dumped me.
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</dd></dl>
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<p>
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</p><hr>
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<h3>Sex</h3>
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Geeks have traditionally had problems with sex (ie, they never have any).
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Because geeks are so wrapped up in their sexuality (or lack of sexuality for
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that matter), it is important that the geek be willing to quantify their
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sexual experiences.
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<p>
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This code also is used to denote the gender of the geek. Females use 'x' in
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this category, while males use 'y'. Those that do not wish to disclose
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their gender can use 'z'. For example:
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</p><ul>
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<li><input type="radio" name="34" value="x"><b>x+</b> -- I am female
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</li><li><input type="radio" name="34" value="y"><b>y+</b> -- I am male
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</li><li><input type="radio" name="34" value="z" checked="checked"><b>z+</b> -- I don't
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wish to disclose my gender </li></ul>
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<p>
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For those persons who do not wish to give out any details of their sex life,
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the use of z? (where z is the gender code) will allow you to do so.
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</p><p>
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</p><dl>
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<dt><input type="checkbox" name="35at"> I vary widely for this category.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="35mo"> I get paid to have sex.
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</dt><dt><input type="checkbox" name="35Wmo"> I'd like to get paid to have sex.
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</dt><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="35" value="+++++">
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(<input type="radio" name="35C" value="+++++">)
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<input type="radio" name="35W" value="+++++"> >
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z+++++
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</dt><dd> I am Madonna
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="35" value="++++">
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(<input type="radio" name="35C" value="++++">)
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<input type="radio" name="35W" value="++++"> >
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z++++
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</dt><dd> I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there.
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Besides, with kids around, who has time for sex?
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="35" value="+++">
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(<input type="radio" name="35C" value="+++">)
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<input type="radio" name="35W" value="+++"> >
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z+++
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</dt><dd> I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I
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want.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="35" value="++">
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(<input type="radio" name="35C" value="++">)
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<input type="radio" name="35W" value="++"> >
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z++
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</dt><dd> I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that
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might have come from though.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="35" value="+">
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(<input type="radio" name="35C" value="+">)
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<input type="radio" name="35W" value="+"> >
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z+
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</dt><dd> I've had real, live sex.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="35" value="" checked="checked">
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(<input type="radio" name="35C" value="">)
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<input type="radio" name="35W" value=""> >
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z
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</dt><dd> I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="35" value="-">
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(<input type="radio" name="35C" value="-">)
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<input type="radio" name="35W" value="-"> >
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z-
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</dt><dd> Not having sex by choice.
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="35" value="--">
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(<input type="radio" name="35C" value="--">)
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<input type="radio" name="35W" value="--"> >
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z--
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</dt><dd> Not having sex because I just can't get any...
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</dd><dt>
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<input type="radio" name="35" value="---">
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(<input type="radio" name="35C" value="---">)
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<input type="radio" name="35W" value="---"> >
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z---
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</dt><dd> Not having sex because I'm a nun or a priest.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="radio" name="35C" value="reset"> Reset cross-over rating.<br>
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</dt><dt><input type="radio" name="35W" value="reset"> Reset wannabe rating.
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<p>
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</p></dt><dt><input type="radio" name="35splat" value="*"> z*
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</dt><dd> I'm a pervert.
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</dd><dt><input type="radio" name="35splat" value="**">z**
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</dt><dd> I've been known to make perverts look like angels.
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<p>
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</p></dd><dt><input type="checkbox" name="35ba">!z
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</dt><dd> Sex? What's that? I've had no sexual experiences.
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</dd><dt><input type="radio" name="35" value="?">z?
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</dt><dd> It's none of your business what my sex life is like (this
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is used to denote your gender only).
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</dd><dt><input type="checkbox" name="35none" value="!+">!z+
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</dt><dd> Sex? What's that? No experience, willing to learn!
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</dd></dl>
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<hr size="5">
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<hr width="50%" size="5">
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<hr size="5">
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<center><input type="submit" value=" Generate Geek Code "> <input type="reset" value=" Reset Form">
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</center>
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</form>
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<hr size="5">
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<hr width="50%" size="5">
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<hr size="5">
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The Geek Code is copyright (C) 1993, 1994, 1995 by Robert A. Hayden. All
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rights reserved. You are free to distribute this code in electronic
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format provided that the file remains unmodified and this copyright notice
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remains attached. This copyright prohibits HTMLizing the code for
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publication on the web. If you wish to publish abstracts or portions of
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the code, contact the author for permission. If you wish to write an
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article about the Geek Code, please contact the author. All creatures not
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native to Earth are exempt from this copyright.
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<p>
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The <i>The Geek Code Generator</i> has been developed by <a href="http://pobox.com/~northrup/">Dylan Northrup</a>.
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