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Had to revamp this because I that old code made me think of other things...
- bb is a droid on Star Wars
- bm is bowel movement
- bs is... well, you get the idea.

New expression for b allows for multiple areas to be defined for hair growth
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@ -195,25 +195,32 @@ a++++ = 60 and up
a+++ = 50-59 a+++ = 50-59
a++ = 40-49 a++ = 40-49
a+ = 30-39 a+ = 30-39
a = 25-29 a_ = 25-29
a- = 20-24 a- = 20-24
a-- = 15-19 a-- = 15-19
a--- = 10-14 a--- = 10-14
a---- = 9 and under (Geek in training?) a---- = 9 and under (Geek in training?)
a? = immortal a? = immortal
!a = it's none of your business how old I am !a = it's none of your business how old I am
In addition, if you wish to give your exact age, you can place the number after the 'a' identifier. For example: a42 To share your exact age, place the number after 'a'. For example: a42
``` ```
### b – beardliness/facial hair ### b – beardliness/facial hair
As facial hair plays some sort of role in geek space, serving as an expression of style, countercultural proclivities, etc. etc. and [unix beards](http://www.usenix.org.uk/content/unix_beards.html) being a thing we give it a category here despite its irrelevance to some fraction of the population. As facial hair plays some sort of role in geek space, serving as an expression of style, countercultural proclivities, etc. etc. and [unix beards](http://www.usenix.org.uk/content/unix_beards.html) being a thing we give it a category here despite its irrelevance to some fraction of the population.
The hair code is divided into 5 parts, delimited by a colon. The parts are (head:beard:brows:mustache:sideburns)
``` ```
b = beard +++ = Some people look at me and think I'm Sasquatch I have so much hair
bm = mustache ++ = Amazing hair growth!
bs = sideburns + = Some hair growth
bb = bushy eyebrows = Average
- = Less than normal, partially shaved
-- = Bald / Shaved
--- = Alopecia / Unable to grow hair there
``` ```
Thus b++/bm++ means impressive beard with equally consequential mustachio. Leave blank for no facial hair.
Thus b_:++:+:++:_ means that geek has an average head of hair, with an impressive beard, thick brows, an equally impressive mustachio, and ordinary sideburns.
### c – Clothing ### c – Clothing
``` ```
@ -228,8 +235,9 @@ c? = I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore yesterday
!c = No clothing. Quite a fashion statement, don't you think? !c = No clothing. Quite a fashion statement, don't you think?
cpu = I wear the same clothes all the time, no matter the occasion, forgetting to do laundry between wearings. cpu = I wear the same clothes all the time, no matter the occasion, forgetting to do laundry between wearings.
``` ```
### d – dimensions ### d – dimensions
Geeks come in many shapes and sizes. Shape code is divided into two parts delimited by a colon, the first indicating vertical, and the second horizontal extent. Thus d+++:--- indicates extremely tall and thin. Geeks come in many shapes and sizes. Shape code is divided into two parts delimited by a colon, the first indicating vertical, and the second horizontal extent.
``` ```
d+++:+++ = I usually have to duck through doors/I take up three movie seats. d+++:+++ = I usually have to duck through doors/I take up three movie seats.
d++:++ = I'm a basketball/linebacker candidate. d++:++ = I'm a basketball/linebacker candidate.
@ -239,6 +247,9 @@ d-:- = I look up to most people. Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
d--:-- = I look up to damn near everybody. I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze. d--:-- = I look up to damn near everybody. I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze.
d---:--- = I take a phone book with me when I go out so I can see to eat dinner. My bones are poking through my skin. d---:--- = I take a phone book with me when I go out so I can see to eat dinner. My bones are poking through my skin.
``` ```
Thus d+++:--- indicates extremely tall and thin.
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