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Had to revamp this because I that old code made me think of other things...
- bb is a droid on Star Wars
- bm is bowel movement
- bs is... well, you get the idea.

New expression for b allows for multiple areas to be defined for hair growth
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@ -195,25 +195,32 @@ a++++ = 60 and up
a+++ = 50-59
a++ = 40-49
a+ = 30-39
a = 25-29
a_ = 25-29
a- = 20-24
a-- = 15-19
a--- = 10-14
a---- = 9 and under (Geek in training?)
a? = immortal
!a = it's none of your business how old I am
In addition, if you wish to give your exact age, you can place the number after the 'a' identifier. For example: a42
To share your exact age, place the number after 'a'. For example: a42
```
### b beardliness/facial hair
As facial hair plays some sort of role in geek space, serving as an expression of style, countercultural proclivities, etc. etc. and [unix beards](http://www.usenix.org.uk/content/unix_beards.html) being a thing we give it a category here despite its irrelevance to some fraction of the population.
The hair code is divided into 5 parts, delimited by a colon. The parts are (head:beard:brows:mustache:sideburns)
```
b = beard
bm = mustache
bs = sideburns
bb = bushy eyebrows
+++ = Some people look at me and think I'm Sasquatch I have so much hair
++ = Amazing hair growth!
+ = Some hair growth
= Average
- = Less than normal, partially shaved
-- = Bald / Shaved
--- = Alopecia / Unable to grow hair there
```
Thus b++/bm++ means impressive beard with equally consequential mustachio. Leave blank for no facial hair.
Thus b_:++:+:++:_ means that geek has an average head of hair, with an impressive beard, thick brows, an equally impressive mustachio, and ordinary sideburns.
### c Clothing
```
@ -228,8 +235,9 @@ c? = I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore yesterday
!c = No clothing. Quite a fashion statement, don't you think?
cpu = I wear the same clothes all the time, no matter the occasion, forgetting to do laundry between wearings.
```
### d dimensions
Geeks come in many shapes and sizes. Shape code is divided into two parts delimited by a colon, the first indicating vertical, and the second horizontal extent. Thus d+++:--- indicates extremely tall and thin.
Geeks come in many shapes and sizes. Shape code is divided into two parts delimited by a colon, the first indicating vertical, and the second horizontal extent.
```
d+++:+++ = I usually have to duck through doors/I take up three movie seats.
d++:++ = I'm a basketball/linebacker candidate.
@ -239,6 +247,9 @@ d-:- = I look up to most people. Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
d--:-- = I look up to damn near everybody. I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze.
d---:--- = I take a phone book with me when I go out so I can see to eat dinner. My bones are poking through my skin.
```
Thus d+++:--- indicates extremely tall and thin.
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