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Had to revamp this because I that old code made me think of other things... - bb is a droid on Star Wars - bm is bowel movement - bs is... well, you get the idea. New expression for b allows for multiple areas to be defined for hair growth
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@ -195,25 +195,32 @@ a++++ = 60 and up
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a+++ = 50-59
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a++ = 40-49
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a+ = 30-39
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a = 25-29
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a_ = 25-29
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a- = 20-24
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a-- = 15-19
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a--- = 10-14
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a---- = 9 and under (Geek in training?)
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a? = immortal
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!a = it's none of your business how old I am
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In addition, if you wish to give your exact age, you can place the number after the 'a' identifier. For example: a42
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To share your exact age, place the number after 'a'. For example: a42
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### b – beardliness/facial hair
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As facial hair plays some sort of role in geek space, serving as an expression of style, countercultural proclivities, etc. etc. and [unix beards](http://www.usenix.org.uk/content/unix_beards.html) being a thing we give it a category here despite its irrelevance to some fraction of the population.
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The hair code is divided into 5 parts, delimited by a colon. The parts are (head:beard:brows:mustache:sideburns)
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b = beard
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bm = mustache
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bs = sideburns
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bb = bushy eyebrows
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+++ = Some people look at me and think I'm Sasquatch I have so much hair
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++ = Amazing hair growth!
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+ = Some hair growth
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= Average
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- = Less than normal, partially shaved
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-- = Bald / Shaved
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--- = Alopecia / Unable to grow hair there
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```
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Thus b++/bm++ means impressive beard with equally consequential mustachio. Leave blank for no facial hair.
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Thus b_:++:+:++:_ means that geek has an average head of hair, with an impressive beard, thick brows, an equally impressive mustachio, and ordinary sideburns.
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### c – Clothing
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!c = No clothing. Quite a fashion statement, don't you think?
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cpu = I wear the same clothes all the time, no matter the occasion, forgetting to do laundry between wearings.
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```
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### d – dimensions
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Geeks come in many shapes and sizes. Shape code is divided into two parts delimited by a colon, the first indicating vertical, and the second horizontal extent. Thus d+++:--- indicates extremely tall and thin.
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Geeks come in many shapes and sizes. Shape code is divided into two parts delimited by a colon, the first indicating vertical, and the second horizontal extent.
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```
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d+++:+++ = I usually have to duck through doors/I take up three movie seats.
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d++:++ = I'm a basketball/linebacker candidate.
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d--:-- = I look up to damn near everybody. I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze.
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d---:--- = I take a phone book with me when I go out so I can see to eat dinner. My bones are poking through my skin.
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```
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Thus d+++:--- indicates extremely tall and thin.
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