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Role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons have long been a part of the traditional geek life. Because geeks often become so involved in their role-playing that they lose touch with reality, include one of the following role-playing codes.
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RPG+++ = I've written and published my own gaming materials.
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RPG++ = There is no life outside the role of the die. I know all of piddly rules of (chosen game). _MY_ own warped rules scare the rest of the players.
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RPG+ = I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself.
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RPG = Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon
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RPG- = Gosh, what an utter waste of time!
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RPG-- = Role-Players are instruments of pure evil.
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RPG--- = I work for T$R.
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RPG* = I thought life WAS role-playing?
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| RPG+++ | = | I've written and published my own gaming materials. |
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| RPG++ | = | There is no life outside the role of the die. I know all of piddly rules of (chosen game). _MY_ own warped rules scare the rest of the players. |
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| RPG+ | = | I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself. |
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| RPG | = | Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon |
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| RPG- | = | Gosh, what an utter waste of time! |
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| RPG-- | = | Role-Players are instruments of pure evil. |
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| RPG--- | = | I work for T$R. |
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| RPG? | = | I thought life WAS role-playing? |
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BK = Books
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In addition (or maybe on the other hand), many geeks have lives that revolve around books.
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BK++++ = I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country to get my Favorite Author Fix.
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BK+++ = I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
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BK++ = I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
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BK+ = I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.
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BK = I read the newspaper and the occasional book.
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BK- = I read when there is no other way to get the information.
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BK-- = I take in knowledge by osmosis
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BK--- = I did not actually READ the geek code, I just had someone tell me.
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| BK++++ | = | I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country to get my Favorite Author Fix. |
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| BK+++ | = | I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet. |
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| BK++ | = | I find the time to get through at least one new book a month. |
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| BK+ | = | I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often. |
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| BK | = | I read the newspaper and the occasional book. |
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| BK- | = | I read when there is no other way to get the information. |
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| BK-- | = | I take in knowledge by osmosis |
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| BK--- | = | I did not actually READ the geek code, I just had someone tell me. |
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K = Comics
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Subcategories
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KD = Dilbert
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KX = XKCD
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KM = Manga
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KM! = Hentai
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| KD | = | Dilbert |
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| KX | = | XKCD |
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| KM | = | Manga |
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| KM! | = | Hentai |
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You may append the code for comics with a modifier from --- to +++ to indicate how much of a fan you are.
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LIFESTYLE
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@ -693,18 +696,17 @@ R = Residence
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Tell us about your geeky home.
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R+++ = Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located near a Dominoes pizza. See !d.
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R++ = Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.
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R+ = Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.
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R = Living with one or more registered Geeks.
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R- = Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek and refuse to watch geeky shows on TV.
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R-- = Married (or living romantically with someone.)
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R--- = Married with children – Al Bundy can sympathize
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R! I am stuck living with my parents!
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R* I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home to me.
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| R+++ | = | Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located near a Dominoes pizza. |
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| R++ | = | Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a month to do laundry. All surfaces covered. |
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| R+ | = | Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit. |
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| R | = | Living with one or more registered Geeks. |
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| R- | = | Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek and refuse to watch geeky shows on TV. |
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| R-- | = | Married (or living romantically with someone.) |
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| R--- | = | Married with children – Al Bundy can sympathize |
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| R! | = | I am stuck living with my parents! |
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| R? | = | I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home to me. |
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RELATIONSHIPS, SEX, AND GENDER
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Pronouns should always be lowercase to prevent them from being mistaken for current or future geekcode (which is capitalized in most cases).
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* = I'm a pervert
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** = I've been known to make perverts look like angels.
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++++ = I've got a few rugrats to prove I've been there.
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+++ = Married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.
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++ = I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come from though.
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+ = I've had sex
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_ = I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.
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- = Not having sex by choice.
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-- = People just aren't interested in dating me...
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--- = Not having sex because I'm a nun or a priest.
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% = signifying membership in the SBCA (Sour Bachelor(ette)'s Club of America). The motto is 'Bitter, but not Desperate'.
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! = None of your business what my sex life is like!
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>+ = Desperate for experience
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| * | = | I'm a pervert |
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| ** | = | I've been known to make perverts look like angels. |
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| ++++ | = | I've got a few rugrats to prove I've been there. |
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| +++ | = | Married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want. |
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| ++ | = | I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come from though. |
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| + | = | I've had sex |
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| _ | = | I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no. |
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| - | = | Not having sex by choice. |
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| -- | = | People just aren't interested in dating me... |
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| --- | = | Not having sex because I'm a nun or a priest. |
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| % | = | signifying membership in the SBCA (Sour Bachelor(ette)'s Club of America). The motto is 'Bitter, but not Desperate'. |
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| ! | = | None of your business what my sex life is like! |
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| >+ | = | Desperate for experience |
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